Ten-Minutes in My Mind

Stole this from a post on Facebook but made it my own with some tweaking….

1. I wonder how many years it would take for me to go to every restaurant in Richmond?

2. Holy crap, I’m so tired.

3. I didn’t sleep enough last night.

4. I wonder why I didn’t sleep enough last night.

5. I wonder if I should talk to someone about that.

6. I wonder where you find someone to talk to about things like sleeping.

7. I should wear more red.

8. Maybe I should make some coffee.

9. How old is old now?

10. Oh wait, never mind. Better question: How young is young now?

11. At what age do kids get their cell phones?

12. Wait, where are my shoes?

13. I wonder what my ex is doing right now.

14. God I love Robert Deniro

15. Oh, there are my shoes.

16. What, where did this tab come from? * clicks eighth tab in browser *

17. Oh I forgot I was looking for recipes on Pinterest.

18. Maybe I should re-watch some of his old films.

19. Maybe I shouldn’t and should just go see Wolf of Wall Street instead.

20. I should pin that recipe, so I don’t forget it.

21. Did you see the poster for that movie?

22. Jonah Hill looks great.

23. He’s really killing it now.

24. Sometimes I feel bad for doubting him.

25. Oh, note to self: I need to get a costume for Mardi Gras.

26. He was good in Get Him to the Greek.

27. Sometimes I forget Rose Bryne was in that.

28. She was in Bridesmaids too

29. I want to go to brunch with Melissa McCarthy.

30. Wait, what is that sound?

31. Where do you find a best friend like Melissa McCarthy?

32. I wish there were some type of store you could go to get friends like her.

33. I wonder what aisle she’d be in.

34. Maybe she’d be next to the ice cream.

35.* Checks bookmarks * What is this link?

36. * Opens the same recipe on Pinterest*

37. OMG THIS LOOKS SO GOOD. I HAVE TO MAKE IT.

38. Right, Melissa McCarrhy. That’d be cool; it’d be like when you went to Blockbuster and the candy and the popcorn were right there so you could get it when you get your movie.

39. I can’t believe Blockbuster stayed around as long as it did.

40. I need to pee.

41. I wonder if anyone who worked at Blockbuster used to watch Netflix at home.

42. I wonder what Brad and Angelina talk about when they’re by themselves.

43. I feel like they really love each other.

44. I can’t imagine them breaking up.

45. George Clooney

46. But really what do we know about celebrities?

47. Is it good to eat coconut or not? I can’t remember.

48. I should work on my blog.

49. * Opens blog in ninth tab *

50. Is that my phone ringing?

51. I can’t even remember what life was like without the Internet.

52. How did our we go to college without computers?

53. I wonder if today’s twentysomethings could pass college back then.

54. Hulu Plus is such a scam you have to pay for it AND watch commercials.

55. I should smoke less.

56. But really, whose phone is that?

57. I’m hungry.

58. I wonder what I should eat.

59. I should go grocery shopping.

60. When was the last time I cut my toenails?

61. Why doesn’t Seamless allow you to use cash online?

62. Maybe I should just go out and pick up food.

63. I should check how many sick days I have used this year.

64. Is it really necessary to wear pants to go outside?

65. I wonder what happened to my blog.

66. Crap, what is my password?

67. OK, I’ll just hit resend password.

68. Oh dangit, I never answered this email.

69. Oh god, I didn’t answer this one either.

70. I wonder if animals were humans if they would feel naked without clothing on.

71. I wonder if society just decided we didn’t have to wear clothing what would happen.

72. I wouldn’t want to sit on a seat on the subway that some naked ass sat on.

73. I don’t want to go out tonight.

74. If Siri was a real person, would she be attractive?

75. I’m tired.

76. Oh cool, a text message.

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